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LJ Fun: Letter to Santa

kaylashay81

11/12/06 11:44 am

Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I turned satyrnfive in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I donated bone marrow to original_copy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I bought porn for tthjinni (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-393 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, kaylashay81

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• satyrnfive.livejournal.com

  11/12/06 06:28 pm (UTC)

  Hey! How come all I got was turned in for running naked in the mall and Jinni gets porn? What a great friend! ;)

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  • kaylashay.livejournal.com

    11/12/06 08:56 pm (UTC)

    Did you notice you get 10 points for buying someone porn?
    
    Oh, I'm starting a new advertising campaign to get tourists to visit my dictatorship of Duluth. Wanna come?

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• satyrnfive.livejournal.com

  11/12/06 09:43 pm (UTC)

  Don't invite Jinni she might commit genocide. ;)
  
  Nothing says Christmas like burning puppies, porn, and genocide.

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