Oh, man, that turned out just perfect, Kayla! hmmm.... Didn't Ziva say he was disinheirited at twelve? *snurfle* A bored Tony is a dangerous thing!


Mail Room Supervisor: Anyone seen the DiNozzo kid?
*shrieks from the ladies room*
Mail Super: *sighs* DiNozzo! Get your butt in here! *mutters* If that little pervert gets me fired, so help me I'll... {censored for graphic violence}